With dreams of achieving programming glory, Marty is the lead programmer and graphic artist-like-person for Tales of People. The title "lead" was achieved simply by the fact that he is the only programmer and naturally inherits the title "lead programmer" - which he naturally accepts with grace and honor. Now back to the part about achieving programming glory. Marty strives to maintain an equal amount of pressure applied to achieve both the programming and the glory. By trade, Marty is a professional web developer who has worked on a variety of projects from application-based to mobile to web. He has also received many awards including a Computer Science degree and a certificate of completion for what was roughly about 6 weeks worth of a drug & alcohol abuse program took me 2 years to complete, no fucking lie. And although one of my awards was court ordered, they are roughly the same size and fit into matching frames.
I also have experience in winning awards in skateboarding, minor league baseball championships, and I once won "most creative hat" in 3rd grade. I like long drunken walks of shame? I added the question mark because who's really that ashamed? You just got laid, don't bullshit me through downtown. I enjoy writing but I'd be fucked if I could tell if I was any good at it. I once rolled a joint that was so large that it exploded before I could smoke it due to the enormous amount of pressure gotta loosen that shit up sometimes. And although that obviously never happened I did win most creative hat it is a teaser for the story of People. To be quite honest, I've never successfully rolled a joint of any respectable form or value.
I feel like I could keep on writing but at some point you realize that you're drinking a beer in a room by yourself, writing a review about yourself, occasionally dimming the screen on your macbook to catch a reflection of yourself, and then, you have to eventually tell youself, "Lets go do something else."